Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Sunday, January 16, 2011

SOME ORIGINAL QUOTES FOR THOSE WHO ARE SELF OBSESSED LIKE ME ;)


“ I was interviewed by a team of jerks who were running ten years back in time. So I decided to resign before they could appoint me”.


“ I generally avoid to compare because if would, you would be in tears”.

“ I was scratching my head really bad. People thought I was thinking hard. To hell with the thoughts- I have dandruff “.

“Imposters everywhere, Oh I feel so out of place”.


“ When I looked at the mirror, I said – ‘no wonder people go faint when I walk on roads.
I think I should house arrest myself in public interest’.”

“ if my pace makes you uncomfortable, nothing is wrong with you.
Its just that I am a F1 racer”.


“ I wish I was less fantastic cause I keep making people amazed every second.
Now that is really fast”.

“ I think I old broken govt needs a break. They deserve it for so long.
Don’t worry – here I come”.

“ I wish you had a better quality brain cause our signals just don’t match”


“ I think, therefore I don’t work”.