Friday, May 21, 2010

Male Indications Of Interest In Females

Well though women are already smart and hardly need any advice, but still here is an offering from me to all lovely girls out there who don't understand why men act like clowns all the time.

Posturing - erect stance, chest out, shoulders back, stomach in.

Wide Stance - legs apart (standing or sitting) - to increase size.

Cowboy Stance - thumbs in belt loops, fingers pointing to genital area.

Hands In Pockets - thumbs out and pointing to genitals.

Chest-Thumping - a metaphor describing various male antics designed to draw attention to themselves, often involving play-punching or wresting other males, laughing too loudly, head-tossing, acting the fool, etc.

Room Scanning - males who are available and looking for females tend to scan the room, partly to look for available females, but also to indicate they are available themselves.

Preening and Grooming - adjusting clothes, ties, cuffs, sleeves, tugging at trouser crotch, running hands through or over hair, etc.

Tattoos - conventional body language flirting guides.They suggest strength and machismo, since the process of obtaining them is painful, Certain females are attracted by tattoos on men, especially extensive markings. It's a drastic step to improve one's love life. Tattoos are significant attention-grabbers

Body Piercings - piercings do attract attention and signify the wearer to be different.

Dancing - dancing, in a suitable place of course, has for thousands of years been an opportunity for males to display their physical and sexual potential. With the exception perhaps of pogo-ing and head-banging most dance styles replicate sexual movements - lots of rhythmic hip and leg work, contorted facial expressions, sweating and occasional grunting, etc. For those blessed with a level of coordination dancing offers an effective way of attracting attention, especially in crowded competitive situations. For the less rhythmic, the lesson is to find a different environment.

So next time when you see a man scratching here and there, conclude that he has fallen for you....oh God why did you make these men so animalistic, that they can't even show there affections in a more sophisticated way....they don't seem to know anything beyond scratching

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Female Indications Of Interest In A Male

I Found a number of men puzzeled about how to find out if a girl is interested in them or no. Well either we women are so mysterious or else you men are so dumb. But whatever may be teh case, i want more and more people to fall in love and live happily ever after. for this i must help the here it goes some realiable ways of judging body language of women

Eye Contact - If the girl shows more than a glance, it indicates her initial interest in you.

Eye Catch & Look Away - establishing eye contact then looking away or down is the standard initial signal of interest designed to hook male reaction. The reliability of the signal meaning is strengthened when repeated and/or reinforced with longer eye-contact.

Eye-Widening - interest, simultaneously increasing attractiveness/appeal.

Pupil Dilating - interest, liking what is seen, arousal.

Looking Sideways Up - lowering head, slightly sideways, and looking up - also known as doe-eyes, with eyelashes normally slightly lowered - displays interest and vulnerability/coyness,

Shoulder Glance - looking sideways towards the target over the shoulder signals availability and her growing interest.

Smiling - welcoming and friendliness.

Moistening Lips - lips mimic the female labia, hence the potency of red lipstick (suggesting increased blood flow.

Parted Lips - significant attraction signal.

Flicking Hair - often combined with a slight tossing movement of the head.
also exposes neck,showing inner wrist or forearm - a soft vulnerable area and erogenous simply means inviting to explore

Straightening Posture - standing taller, chest out, stomach in - a natural response to feeling the urge to appear more appealing.

self-touching - drawing attention to sexually appealing parts of the body; neck, hair, cleavage, thigh, etc -represent imagining of being touched - and of course demonstration of what it would be like for the target to do the touching.

Self Thigh-Stroking - usually while sitting down - same as self-touching.

Standing Opposite - normally a confrontational positioning, but in flirting allows direct eye contact and optimizes engagement.

Leaning Forward - sitting or standing; leaning forwards towards a person indicates interest and attraction.

Foot Pointing - direction can indicate person of interest.

Leg Twine - a tight-leg cross 'aimed' (combined with eye contact) at a target, or when sitting one-to-one, increases sexual allure since it emphasises leg shape and tone. When employed flirtatiously, female leg crossing and uncrossing also has obvious sexual connotations and stimulates basic urges in males.

Shoe-Dangling - positive signal of relaxation or of greater promise,it simply means that she fells comfortable with you

Pouting - An attraction pout looks more like the initial forming of a kiss.

Picking Fluff - removing fluff, hair, etc., from the target's clothes is playing in the intimate personal space zone, in which the fluff picking is merely a pretext or excuse.

Fondling Cylindrical Objects - phallic transference, for instance using pens, a dangling earring, a wine glass stem, etc.

and if learn this art, u can win all women in this world...but sorry i won't let that happen so i am going to post a similar piece of knowledge for women as well.:)

Thank you for reading

Thursday, May 13, 2010


Hey friends i am back with some more tips to kill the time during your boring office hours

1. Act as if you are seeing ghosts around.Make sure you are spotted by one of your colleagues while talking to your fictional character's ghost.You won't believe, in real life, a staff member did the same trick for the whole month.RESULT- people believed him so much that they themselves started seeing ghosts around. Ultimately they had to shift their office. So if your office is far away from your home, you know what to do next.

2. You can always act like a drunkard.Carry water in an empty bottle of rum. Make sure someone catches you drinking from that bottle.You now have the authority to flirt, doze off in the middle, walk slowely, look lost, act carelessly, be forgetful.And when the HR intervienes, Sat cheers!!!

3. In your semi empty cafeteria, Arrange chairs & invite people around to join you for a game of musical chairs. use your phone for the music.You will be surprised to see the number of people who would come to join.

4. Invite one of your close friends to come for a round of kick boxing in the parking basement area after your shifts get over. Create separate cheer teams. Take off your shirts and start like Rocky balboa.Make sure your opponent is not healthier than you

5. Whenever you get off your seat to go to your boss's cabin, play tip top. It will really kill some useless time of yours and others too.

6.Run down the stairs crying for help then move up on the stairs. Do it for sometime. Even if it doesn't kill your time, it will surely kill your calories.

Now you are becoming an expert. Few more tips and you would be a pro....:)

Saturday, May 8, 2010

What ever has happened, has happened, can’t do much

Separation can be a very painful situation,
but it makes us learn the most difficult chapter of our life.
It makes us feel detached and control our reaction,
it helps us endure the pain when it badly strikes.

Well it also somewhere makes us feel really guilty,
deep inside our vulnerable hearts,
for the past mistakes done intentionally or unintentionally,
which had separated our hearts apart.

But then there is something more
powerful than this impact of separation.
Which automatically heals me from inside
to cure this pain becomes my aspiration
& then the energy changes all strides.

No matter how much guilt binds me down
This energy keeps my head held up high
It has given me the courage to tell the whole town
“that I am still worthy of love”, & then take a deep sigh

To hurt you or anyone else had never been my intention
Can’t blame the time entirely, situation was such
& now finally I apologize leaving aside all pretentions
Whatever has happened has happened can’t do much.

Thursday, May 6, 2010


Yesterday, accidentally, I got my old telephone diary.
Moving on alphabetically met many forgotten names.
Surprisingly could recognize all fairly
Then, they all had their set of ambitions and aims

With every sheet, every alphabet & every name
An entirely different story is attached
We all were kind of playing a risky game
Even our lives were sharply edged

Razor sharp was the path
And fortune was really scarce
We would be winners, we had taken an oath
But now we realize that all those were farce

None of us could reach our destiny
Got stuck somewhere in the middle
But if you look back now everything seems funny
It was no passion but only a bubble

A bubble which could not pass the test of time
A spirit which could not turn into passion
Well if you calculate, things seem to be fine
But now, to proceed, we need some real action.

Monday, May 3, 2010

How To Kill Boredom At Work

Hey people! Here are few tips to survive the boredom at your workplace. Many a times we are so irritated by our same daily mundane work, that we either don’t do it properly or else keep cribbing about it throughout the day. Poor Facebook faces your ugly wrath .These tips will help you relieve yourself and cure your boredom.

1.Whenever stuck in a fixed situation, like an irrelevant meeting or a training which requires you to be glued to your chair – look around you. There are funny people all around you. Try to turn them into cartoons on your sheet.You may not be an artist but you would surely get enough occasions to sharpen your skills. And then someday when you are caught making cartoons and thrown out of your job, you can always become a full time cartoonist.

2.If you have a heavy boring file in front of you and you have no inclinations of studying it- Don’t sulk, take up the file and create a small cartoon character (e.g. zoo zoo or fido)with different poses on the corner of every sheet. Once you have done that, I am sure you know what to do next- its movie time for wierdos like us. This technique is simple but funny. And when you pass on the same file to your boss, he would also laugh at your humouristic timepass. But again you can also be thrown out.

3.One fine morning, try to remember your favorite shakespearean character. Act like one throughtout the day. E.g, talk, walk and eat like Hamlet some day or dance like Rosalind the other day. You will enjoy the change and your friends would have some fun too by looking at your magnificent acting skills. But please don’t overdo it or else the same friends will help you land up in some asylum.

4 Create story but no need to create characters. Your friends will be of some use here. I mean, create a story which has your frinds as characters.e.g, you can imagine a gay love story among your two friends.Imagine them making out on your bosses table in after hours,you can always share the story among your friends but make sure they are not offended. But even if they are, they can’t stop you from imagining.

5.Translate your favorite English song to typical bhojpuri version.or a hindi song into English rap. Share the version during lunch time but make sure your boss is not around.

6.Sing aloud when alone in lifts. If you are caught on camera by HR ,nevermind, Indian Idol 6 will open its enteries soon

7.Wear most possible weird combination of clothes to office someday. See how people react. Some people would tell you on your face. Others would notice, make fun but would not tell. Some would not really notice. In this whole process you can judge who all are your good friends.

if u need some more wierd ideas to escape work, please comment