Friday, May 21, 2010

Male Indications Of Interest In Females

Well though women are already smart and hardly need any advice, but still here is an offering from me to all lovely girls out there who don't understand why men act like clowns all the time.

Posturing - erect stance, chest out, shoulders back, stomach in.

Wide Stance - legs apart (standing or sitting) - to increase size.

Cowboy Stance - thumbs in belt loops, fingers pointing to genital area.

Hands In Pockets - thumbs out and pointing to genitals.

Chest-Thumping - a metaphor describing various male antics designed to draw attention to themselves, often involving play-punching or wresting other males, laughing too loudly, head-tossing, acting the fool, etc.

Room Scanning - males who are available and looking for females tend to scan the room, partly to look for available females, but also to indicate they are available themselves.

Preening and Grooming - adjusting clothes, ties, cuffs, sleeves, tugging at trouser crotch, running hands through or over hair, etc.

Tattoos - conventional body language flirting guides.They suggest strength and machismo, since the process of obtaining them is painful, Certain females are attracted by tattoos on men, especially extensive markings. It's a drastic step to improve one's love life. Tattoos are significant attention-grabbers

Body Piercings - piercings do attract attention and signify the wearer to be different.

Dancing - dancing, in a suitable place of course, has for thousands of years been an opportunity for males to display their physical and sexual potential. With the exception perhaps of pogo-ing and head-banging most dance styles replicate sexual movements - lots of rhythmic hip and leg work, contorted facial expressions, sweating and occasional grunting, etc. For those blessed with a level of coordination dancing offers an effective way of attracting attention, especially in crowded competitive situations. For the less rhythmic, the lesson is to find a different environment.

So next time when you see a man scratching here and there, conclude that he has fallen for you....oh God why did you make these men so animalistic, that they can't even show there affections in a more sophisticated way....they don't seem to know anything beyond scratching


  1. great

    app kaha sa lata hoo words

  2. hey Ashish...tu khush hai ya hairaan?
    God ne thodi akal bakshi hai
    istemaal karna humara param dharam hai.

  3. hehehehehehehe..
    very nice nandita...
    aap toh antaryami ho...
    sab kuchh janti ho,tab bhi hum mardo ki bhawnao ko nahi samajhti ho?
    we ppl are very nice and good creation of God

  4. I agree dat u guys r creations of God.par kya karen bhagwaan se bhi kabhi galtiyan ho jati hai.par usi galti ko sudharne ke liye to God ne humain not ur fault ...and it is also u actually can't help it :)

  5. ha ha ha was just joking...of course i love u men and respect u too..i hav also written a sympathy note for u guys in this blog..well thanx for reading frnds

  6. Is there another list of activities that r shown when Not interested?

  7. gr8 Nandita! reallly loved this one dear! ..this is absolutely true (and funny too...when we see such guys..:)) but may be some are good..but who are they and where are they?

  8. Good one!

    A lesson in reading the body language!


  9. @Shrinidhi: there is no such time when they are not interested. 90% times they do thing about women. very few of them have guts to accept it & rest deny but still continue to think.

    @Mohinee: thanx dear. coming up next is an entirely opposite article. BTW just wanted to tell you that all good ones are there is no point finding!

    @A Restles mind: thanx sweety. u wont believe i have a whole 2hrs training on the same! no seriously

  10. ha haaaaa..... "they don't seem to know anything beyond scratching"..... being little harsh here, don't u think so....:)
    they know much more than that..... neways nice reading.....:D
    ”Bapu and violence”

  11. thanx Irfanuddin for reading
    i know i was a little harsh. but i dnt mind that ;)
    met a series of misogynists lately
    i u knw the reason of my ire

  12. Difficult to believe but true facts:(
    loved comments also
    Just like that...

  13. thanx Ani ;)
    fond of giving short names to ppl

  14. nice read

    in fact I wish more and more girls read this; getting someone to know you're interested in them won't get any easier than that

  15. thanx Shafeeq
    ironically more men read it than women
    my effort gone waste i guess
    need to search for better ways to help "mankind"