Sunday, January 16, 2011
SOME ORIGINAL QUOTES FOR THOSE WHO ARE SELF OBSESSED LIKE ME ;)
“ I was interviewed by a team of jerks who were running ten years back in time. So I decided to resign before they could appoint me”.
“ I generally avoid to compare because if would, you would be in tears”.
“ I was scratching my head really bad. People thought I was thinking hard. To hell with the thoughts- I have dandruff “.
“Imposters everywhere, Oh I feel so out of place”.
“ When I looked at the mirror, I said – ‘no wonder people go faint when I walk on roads.
I think I should house arrest myself in public interest’.”
“ if my pace makes you uncomfortable, nothing is wrong with you.
Its just that I am a F1 racer”.
“ I wish I was less fantastic cause I keep making people amazed every second.
Now that is really fast”.
“ I think I old broken govt needs a break. They deserve it for so long.
Don’t worry – here I come”.
“ I wish you had a better quality brain cause our signals just don’t match”
“ I think, therefore I don’t work”.