Sunday, January 16, 2011

SOME REALLY FUNNY ORIGINAL QUOTES




“ a man who smiles when in trouble.... is definitely a psycho.”

“Some one once said ‘be what you want to be’. yes please do but make sure you marry a rich spouse.”

“Problems in life are actually God’s way of cracking jokes. But we just don’t get them.”

“Whenever I look back at my life, I fall off the bed laughing.”

“It must be very difficult to keep a straight face & avoid not to smile all day only to pretend you are more intellectual.”

“Every night when in sleep, he mutters a new name. I am waiting for the list to get over.”

“ How many times will I have to be straight forward & ask you to SHUT UP.”

“ life is a luxury, only if you have husband who can afford it.”

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