Male Indications Of Interest In Females

Well though women are already smart and hardly need any advice, but still here is an offering from me to all lovely girls out there who don't understand why men act like clowns all the time.

Posturing - erect stance, chest out, shoulders back, stomach in.

Wide Stance - legs apart (standing or sitting) - to increase size.

Cowboy Stance - thumbs in belt loops, fingers pointing to genital area.

Hands In Pockets - thumbs out and pointing to genitals.

Chest-Thumping - a metaphor describing various male antics designed to draw attention to themselves, often involving play-punching or wresting other males, laughing too loudly, head-tossing, acting the fool, etc.

Room Scanning - males who are available and looking for females tend to scan the room, partly to look for available females, but also to indicate they are available themselves.

Preening and Grooming - adjusting clothes, ties, cuffs, sleeves, tugging at trouser crotch, running hands through or over hair, etc.

Tattoos - conventional body language flirting guides.They suggest strength and machismo, since the process of obtaining them is painful, Certain females are attracted by tattoos on men, especially extensive markings. It's a drastic step to improve one's love life. Tattoos are significant attention-grabbers

Body Piercings - piercings do attract attention and signify the wearer to be different.

Dancing - dancing, in a suitable place of course, has for thousands of years been an opportunity for males to display their physical and sexual potential. With the exception perhaps of pogo-ing and head-banging most dance styles replicate sexual movements - lots of rhythmic hip and leg work, contorted facial expressions, sweating and occasional grunting, etc. For those blessed with a level of coordination dancing offers an effective way of attracting attention, especially in crowded competitive situations. For the less rhythmic, the lesson is to find a different environment.


So next time when you see a man scratching here and there, conclude that he has fallen for you....oh God why did you make these men so animalistic, that they can't even show there affections in a more sophisticated way....they don't seem to know anything beyond scratching

Female Indications Of Interest In A Male

I Found a number of men puzzeled about how to find out if a girl is interested in them or no. Well either we women are so mysterious or else you men are so dumb. But whatever may be teh case, i want more and more people to fall in love and live happily ever after. for this i must help the mankind..so here it goes some realiable ways of judging body language of women

Eye Contact - If the girl shows more than a glance, it indicates her initial interest in you.

Eye Catch & Look Away - establishing eye contact then looking away or down is the standard initial signal of interest designed to hook male reaction. The reliability of the signal meaning is strengthened when repeated and/or reinforced with longer eye-contact.

Eye-Widening - interest, simultaneously increasing attractiveness/appeal.

Pupil Dilating - interest, liking what is seen, arousal.

Looking Sideways Up - lowering head, slightly sideways, and looking up - also known as doe-eyes, with eyelashes normally slightly lowered - displays interest and vulnerability/coyness,

Shoulder Glance - looking sideways towards the target over the shoulder signals availability and her growing interest.

Smiling - welcoming and friendliness.

Moistening Lips - lips mimic the female labia, hence the potency of red lipstick (suggesting increased blood flow.

Parted Lips - significant attraction signal.

Flicking Hair - often combined with a slight tossing movement of the head.
also exposes neck,showing inner wrist or forearm - a soft vulnerable area and erogenous zone.it simply means inviting to explore

Straightening Posture - standing taller, chest out, stomach in - a natural response to feeling the urge to appear more appealing.

self-touching - drawing attention to sexually appealing parts of the body; neck, hair, cleavage, thigh, etc -represent imagining of being touched - and of course demonstration of what it would be like for the target to do the touching.

Self Thigh-Stroking - usually while sitting down - same as self-touching.

Standing Opposite - normally a confrontational positioning, but in flirting allows direct eye contact and optimizes engagement.

Leaning Forward - sitting or standing; leaning forwards towards a person indicates interest and attraction.

Foot Pointing - direction can indicate person of interest.

Leg Twine - a tight-leg cross 'aimed' (combined with eye contact) at a target, or when sitting one-to-one, increases sexual allure since it emphasises leg shape and tone. When employed flirtatiously, female leg crossing and uncrossing also has obvious sexual connotations and stimulates basic urges in males.

Shoe-Dangling - positive signal of relaxation or of greater promise,it simply means that she fells comfortable with you

Pouting - An attraction pout looks more like the initial forming of a kiss.

Picking Fluff - removing fluff, hair, etc., from the target's clothes is playing in the intimate personal space zone, in which the fluff picking is merely a pretext or excuse.

Fondling Cylindrical Objects - phallic transference, for instance using pens, a dangling earring, a wine glass stem, etc.

and if learn this art, u can win all women in this world...but sorry i won't let that happen so i am going to post a similar piece of knowledge for women as well.:)

Thank you for reading

SURVIVE THE BOREDOM AT WORKPLACE- PART II

Hey friends i am back with some more tips to kill the time during your boring office hours

1. Act as if you are seeing ghosts around.Make sure you are spotted by one of your colleagues while talking to your fictional character's ghost.You won't believe, in real life, a staff member did the same trick for the whole month.RESULT- people believed him so much that they themselves started seeing ghosts around. Ultimately they had to shift their office. So if your office is far away from your home, you know what to do next.

2. You can always act like a drunkard.Carry water in an empty bottle of rum. Make sure someone catches you drinking from that bottle.You now have the authority to flirt, doze off in the middle, walk slowely, look lost, act carelessly, be forgetful.And when the HR intervienes, Sat cheers!!!

3. In your semi empty cafeteria, Arrange chairs & invite people around to join you for a game of musical chairs. use your phone for the music.You will be surprised to see the number of people who would come to join.

4. Invite one of your close friends to come for a round of kick boxing in the parking basement area after your shifts get over. Create separate cheer teams. Take off your shirts and start like Rocky balboa.Make sure your opponent is not healthier than you

5. Whenever you get off your seat to go to your boss's cabin, play tip top. It will really kill some useless time of yours and others too.

6.Run down the stairs crying for help then move up on the stairs. Do it for sometime. Even if it doesn't kill your time, it will surely kill your calories.

Now you are becoming an expert. Few more tips and you would be a pro....:)

What ever has happened, has happened, can’t do much

Separation can be a very painful situation,
but it makes us learn the most difficult chapter of our life.
It makes us feel detached and control our reaction,
it helps us endure the pain when it badly strikes.

Well it also somewhere makes us feel really guilty,
deep inside our vulnerable hearts,
for the past mistakes done intentionally or unintentionally,
which had separated our hearts apart.

But then there is something more
powerful than this impact of separation.
Which automatically heals me from inside
to cure this pain becomes my aspiration
& then the energy changes all strides.

No matter how much guilt binds me down
This energy keeps my head held up high
It has given me the courage to tell the whole town
“that I am still worthy of love”, & then take a deep sigh

To hurt you or anyone else had never been my intention
Can’t blame the time entirely, situation was such
& now finally I apologize leaving aside all pretentions
Whatever has happened has happened can’t do much.

FOUND MY OLD TELEPHONE DIARY

Yesterday, accidentally, I got my old telephone diary.
Moving on alphabetically met many forgotten names.
Surprisingly could recognize all fairly
Then, they all had their set of ambitions and aims

With every sheet, every alphabet & every name
An entirely different story is attached
We all were kind of playing a risky game
Even our lives were sharply edged

Razor sharp was the path
And fortune was really scarce
We would be winners, we had taken an oath
But now we realize that all those were farce

None of us could reach our destiny
Got stuck somewhere in the middle
But if you look back now everything seems funny
It was no passion but only a bubble

A bubble which could not pass the test of time
A spirit which could not turn into passion
Well if you calculate, things seem to be fine
But now, to proceed, we need some real action.

How To Kill Boredom At Work

Hey people! Here are few tips to survive the boredom at your workplace. Many a times we are so irritated by our same daily mundane work, that we either don’t do it properly or else keep cribbing about it throughout the day. Poor Facebook faces your ugly wrath .These tips will help you relieve yourself and cure your boredom.

1.Whenever stuck in a fixed situation, like an irrelevant meeting or a training which requires you to be glued to your chair – look around you. There are funny people all around you. Try to turn them into cartoons on your sheet.You may not be an artist but you would surely get enough occasions to sharpen your skills. And then someday when you are caught making cartoons and thrown out of your job, you can always become a full time cartoonist.


2.If you have a heavy boring file in front of you and you have no inclinations of studying it- Don’t sulk, take up the file and create a small cartoon character (e.g. zoo zoo or fido)with different poses on the corner of every sheet. Once you have done that, I am sure you know what to do next- its movie time for wierdos like us. This technique is simple but funny. And when you pass on the same file to your boss, he would also laugh at your humouristic timepass. But again you can also be thrown out.

3.One fine morning, try to remember your favorite shakespearean character. Act like one throughtout the day. E.g, talk, walk and eat like Hamlet some day or dance like Rosalind the other day. You will enjoy the change and your friends would have some fun too by looking at your magnificent acting skills. But please don’t overdo it or else the same friends will help you land up in some asylum.

4 Create story but no need to create characters. Your friends will be of some use here. I mean, create a story which has your frinds as characters.e.g, you can imagine a gay love story among your two friends.Imagine them making out on your bosses table in after hours,you can always share the story among your friends but make sure they are not offended. But even if they are, they can’t stop you from imagining.

5.Translate your favorite English song to typical bhojpuri version.or a hindi song into English rap. Share the version during lunch time but make sure your boss is not around.


6.Sing aloud when alone in lifts. If you are caught on camera by HR ,nevermind, Indian Idol 6 will open its enteries soon

7.Wear most possible weird combination of clothes to office someday. See how people react. Some people would tell you on your face. Others would notice, make fun but would not tell. Some would not really notice. In this whole process you can judge who all are your good friends.

if u need some more wierd ideas to escape work, please comment

A Long Forgotten Tale Of Friendshitp, Love and Separation

A long forgotten tale of friendship, love and separation
knocked at the doors of my memory.
An unforgivable betrayal haunts me again
making me feel really sorry.
It all started when we were very young
not more than fourteen- fifteen.
An innocent sweet and lovely affair
which was never before seen.
We would laugh over silly things
and laugh our hearts out.
Standing idle at the corridor
would shout each others name aloud.
Those silly fights and long talks
forgetting everyone around.
Dancing together for hours at once
on lovely mystical heavenly sounds.
To cry for no reason
and hold each other tight.
Those countless hours
spent on boarding dream flights.
Separation was the only thing
we could never imagine.
We would always stay together,
and love forever, we were pledging.
But life has its own ways,
its own reasons and predeclared destiny.
It had broken several hearts
and had separated many.
And now when life decides
to take a u-turn again.
Here he stands questioning my disappearance
and once again i could feel the same pain.

REALITY APPEARS TO BE MORE WEIRD

What I m writing right now is a very unusual and uncomfortable feeling.

For the past five years, I was living a life of a cocoon.

By God’s grace I am a butterfly now and have decided to meet my loved ones.

As it was not possible to meet each one of them individually, I opted for an easy way out.

Joined a social networking site and find them all.

Was very happy to meet them, they too were glad.

Where were you? What were you doing? Were the only questions asked.

I replied all genuinely. However, the response was very amazing.

I understand that people are real busy in this city but then how does everyone appears online on that social networking site the whole day?

None gives a true picture of themselves.

May be they are not sure of their existence or may be because I have become a stranger to them.

But whatever the reason may be, this city appears to be more virtual than real.

Sometimes, I really wonder if these people really exist.

May be they all have turned into Ghost Writers. It’s very unreal, unbelievable and deceptive.

And all these days, I thought my dreams were weird.

Here, in this city, the reality appears to be weirder.

“Fact stranger than Fiction” is what I have seen in this city.

Poor Men I Sympathize With You

A number of feminist women, like me, are against men & their entire breed.
But if i shed off this feminist veil, i see you as human as me.
I find you as vulnerable as anyone of us may be.
You too have your own set of problems, own set of insecurities.
You too feel lonely and sob sometimes,
though you can't compete with us, cause we are tear factories.
You people are always told to be strong & never cry, but then how do you relieve your pain?

Women say that men hate to give commitment in a relationship,
i say, who would not,
if they know that they had to earn and feed a whole family for rest of their lives.
If i were you, i too would run away.
But you still show courage and finally marry, have children, feed them, and keep them well.
I admire you for your commitment.
You may not be as expressive as women are but you surely equally love.
You try to keep your girl like a princess and you somehow manage it too.
Yes, you are sometimes over possessive but that is deep in you.
Probably, that is how you show your love, which suffocates us sometimes.
We are two different genders accustomed to blame each other for every wrong thing.
Forgetting all that,
i would like to acknowledge your presence
cause without you i can never be.

Two Lilies In My Garden

Two Lilies In My Garden

Two Lilies had blossomed in my garden, few days ago.

When i first saw them. they had a real glow.

I thought, would fondle with them, probably take a picture or two,

then i got submerged in my daily mundane work,inevitably had to.

When i saw them after two days, their glow had started vanishing.

Oh i will surely click tomorrow, i was promising.

Next two days, i could not remind myself.

Meanwhile,they were drying and dying by themselves.

When i got up yesterday,first thing in the morning,

i went to the garden where there was nothing left even for the mourning.

All i could find were dried petals on the ground,

and there was a breeze of sadness in the garden all around.





Sometimes in the rush we forget to live...then later we regret the past but then there is nothing to be done....request to all readers of this blog to start looking around for life. In the race of life, don't ever forget to live.

Life Still Remains Beautiful

I generally don't feel any pain when people go away.
When they decide to follow their own way.
For some days, that feeling of loneliness, i simply neglect it.
Don't want to waste my emotions over the people who made me feel rejected.
Not all, but when i think of some,
my whole body really becomes numb.
This numbness which takes me back to the days of my rejection
and then it also reminds me of my soul and its resurrection.
I have cried in the darkness of betrayal for days,
waiting for the divine light to fall on me as bright sun rays.
There was none to extend a helping hand.
i had made castles of my own with sand.
And when the high tide had taken it away,
not for a single second could anyone stay.
I stood up, mend it again and again
though tide being the only constraint.
Victorious i stood with a bright smile,
but when i looked around, there was only mud and slime.
It doesn't matter to me, as i am again hopeful.
i always believed and still believe that no matter what happens,
life still remains beautiful.

Be A Real Woman

As a woman we have two options.
Either be bold or stay shy.
If you stay shy, people would love you
as this is what they expect you to.
But if you are bold, there will be two things.
One, people would shy away from you.
Two, people will be scared of you.
If people shy away from from you, good for you.
If they are scared of you, they will try to hurt you.
And if they try to hurt you, you better be shy.

But whatever the world says
be what you really like to
bold or shy- none of them would make your life simpler.
So don't be either of them, just be a real woman.
The world is yet to meet one.

Truly Inspired, you are eligible for success

"It was not before he told me to write for myself, that i started writing. He said that write whatever you think has never been thought before. Write whatever you think is new and innovative. Let your thoughts take shape of words and phrases. Pen down what your heart speaks and one day the whole world will listen to you."

In our lives whatever we start afresh is inspired by something or somebody. We already have it in us but still need a jerk to spit it out. A child picks up crayons only when he sees a beautiful painting. He creates his own story when he hears other making some. A source of inspiration may be minuet or huge, but when inspired it can work miracles. A humble inspiration and an electric beginning are the ingredients for a great work in future. There may be many inspirations and many inspired but they all don't succeed. Only those who are truly inspired are eligible for success .

Grace my life with love unconditional

My life is a bliss, a gift from God
yet nothing significant to applaud.
I keep praising Him
for showing His love and affection
and try to make my life reach ideal point of perfection
but it is not Him that i seek
well, while saying this my voice does gets bleak.
I seek the love which only a human heart can give
and it is vital for me to live.
The way i struggle with my words to rhyme,
i juggle between relationships which were mine.
I need a shoulder to cry on.
I wish to see someone reading newspapers in my lawn.
I want to cook and feed him too.
All day in his arms and nothing else to do.
Holding arms, running wild into the fields.
Oh God i so really plead
grace my life with love unconditional
love which stays forever and is not seasonal.



i am getting hopeful again...........

Call out my name

Hey stranger
why are you veiled like a mystic beauty?
like some hideous creature, you crawl in my psyche.
What color is your heart - purple may be
because it never seems to throb.
Painfully cold....huh...
nonreciprocating love
is what i get from you as a reward.
You were so virtually mine
but virtual could never be real
i had forgotten meanwhile.
I follow you like crazy
left my life, started living yours
& you shy away from even looking at me?
What do they call it in your world
- being courteous may be?
well my world calls it - insensitive.
Insensitive - is the word
for those cold gazes of yours
which casts me like a stone
and freezes me as cold as white snow.
I crave to melt
melt in your arms.
I crave to melt into something insignificant
but only in your arms.
You are like a blood sucking moth
careless to my pains
& even my moans
cannot reach your dead ears.
I wish to drown, die early
cause now you notice me barely.
My verses my songs
never touch your heart.
You are so unreachable
my hope falls apart.
Show me some signs
some movements some words
so that i continue to hope.
Hope against all odds
hope against your coldness
against your wrath.
Please don't turn your back
i would extinguish
like a dying flame.
Don't stop yourself further
go ahead and for once
call out my name.


This happens when a writer falls in love with the character created by himself. He is puzzled between the question of what is real and what is virtual. This question has bewitched many and would continue to do the same, don't know till when. I suffered the same pain....and if you are a writer, it would infect you soon....

Perceptions About Power

Its a crazy world out there.And you know what everyone is crazy about? They are crazy about perceptions.Unintentionally we create people out if are perceptions and unfortunately , those people mould themselves according to the same set of perceptions given by others. Some who try to breakfree are called rebels. But no one can actually breakfree, cause we sometimes don't really know which was constructed by a perception. For instance, A woman is a woman, not only because of her gender but more because of perceptions which were percieved by others. As a child we are given a list of do's and don'ts.Even before i reach my puberty, i am told to stay mild,talk slow,be nice and polite,reach home before it gets dark, look elegant and desciplined, be social and generous,forgive your brothers for hitting you or being abussiveto you only because they are boys and boys are like that. Five days in a month, i live a life of an untouchable. Any diversions taken by any women is never liked. i was told thousand times to that women like to shop - no matter how much i hate it, i go for shopping as that is what i am suppose to do as a woman. I was told that women are always physically less powerful then men and can hardly knock out men in physical fights. There were scientific research been done to prove that i am weaker.
Now some facts - Human body can bear only upti 45 Del(units of pain). But at the time of a child's birth, a woman feels upto 57Del. This is equal to 20 bones getting fractured at the same time.
Well if men can still think they are more powerful,suite yourself. We never really cared.


Will be back with some more facts........follow me........